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The Real Plan

Balloon → SpaceX seat → own rocket

No cope, no fake roadmap. We climb the ladder of what's actually achievable: first a near-space weather balloon, then a commercial rideshare seat, then our own vehicle — funding technical developers through Pump.fun bounties along the way.
1

Garage

PHASE 01 / GENESIS● Active

Company founded. The crew assembles, the treasury bootstraps from creator rewards, and R&D begins on the workbench.

Target: $2K

2

Near-Space Balloon

PHASE 02 / STRATOSPHERE

The first REAL launch. Apu rides a high-altitude weather balloon to ~35 km with a camera, GPS, and a parachute home. Achievable today for ~$1–3k.

Target: $12K

3

Orbital Rideshare

PHASE 03 / TRUE ORBIT

Buy a certified payload slot on a commercial rocket (SpaceX Smallsat Rideshare / Rocket Lab). Apu reaches actual Low-Earth Orbit.

Target: $75K

4

Own Rocket — Build

PHASE 04 / AIRFRAME

Begin building ELON's own vehicle in the garage. The components stop being CAD and become real hardware.

Target: $250K

5

Engine Testing

PHASE 05 / IGNITION

Static fires and hold-down tests of our own propulsion. The neighbors find out.

Target: $600K

6

Suborbital Flight

PHASE 06 / APOGEE

First flight of our own rocket. Up is the goal. Down is the parachute's job.

Target: $2M

7

Orbital Attempt

PHASE 07 / ORBIT

Humanity's most irresponsible space program reaches orbit on a rocket it built itself. Together.

Target: $5M

Launch Window

267

Days

22

Hrs

51

Min

52

Sec

The final objective is simple: Build. Launch. Reach orbit. Together. Every creator reward moves the mission forward.

No Cope · The Real Plan

Three steps to actually reach space

We don't start by inventing SpaceX. We climb the ladder of what's actually achievable: first a weather balloon, then a commercial rideshare, and only then our own rocket. Each step is a real launch — not a simulation — and each one funds the next.

Step 01 · Achievable NowUp Next

Near-Space Weather Balloon

First real launch. Best for DIY & views.

Altitude

30–37 km · stratosphere

Est. Cost

$1,000 – $3,000+

Apu rides a lightweight payload box (camera + GPS tracker) carried aloft by a hydrogen/helium weather balloon, then parachutes back to Earth.

Step 02 · True Space

Orbital Rideshare

Apu reaches actual Low-Earth Orbit.

Altitude

≥ 160 km · orbit

Est. Cost

$5,000 – $10,000+ / kg

Apu flies inside a standardized smallsat dispenser alongside real satellites on a commercial launch, after payload certification.

Step 03 · The MoonshotThe Dream

Our Own Rocket

The garage build reaches orbit on its own.

Altitude

≥ 160 km · orbit

Est. Cost

$1M+ · the long game

Everything we learn funds the dream: design, build, and launch ELON's own vehicle. The hardest path — and the whole point.